How to MoonWalk

This is the best ever version of How to Moon Walk:

The Choice is yours

* I'm unprofessional according to the authority. But at least I am not rude or incompetent.

* Life's a game. I get to make up the rules as I go along. Guess who always win at the end of the day?

* Words of wisdom: Nobody gives a bleep about yo' pretentious words of wisdom.

Peace out brothers and sisters!

Nobel Peace o' Crapola Prize

* Yeah, Yo, congrats Barack on the prize, but the REAL Man of Peace is Dennis Kucinich.

* Everything is better with condensed milk.

* Have Fun. Or Else.

* Don't Ask. Don't Tell. Don't Think.

The first Socialist

Jesus AKA J.C. was the first socialist.
How else would he be able to equally divide 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish to feed 5000 people?
Oh, heck I don't know what I'm talking about here, I ain't even Christian.
Oh I believe in God, only I spell it N-A-T-U-R-E.

Favorite Quote

Here's my new favorite quote:

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius-and a lot of courage-to move in the opposite direction." E.F. Schumacher