RELIGULOUS

In what respect, Charlie???

Turn out the lights, party's over for GOP

News Flash !!! Senor Juan Sydney McCain wants to suspend his campaign for the next 100 years. Too bad, you and GrandMa Palin came so close this time. May be you can try again in the year 2118.

But seriously, what happenned there Mister War Hero Numero Uno patriot? Chickened out at the last minute? Don't have the guts or the nerves to have a one on one debate with Barack Hussein Obama ? Too scare or more like too embarrassed about the current fiasco that the Republican party and the capitalist rich yuppies thugs who stole all the money and ran. Girlie Maaaaan.....

* New movies out this week:

1) Michael Moore's free "Slacker Uprising". I've already watched part of it last night. I was not that impressed and I am a big Michael Moore fan. His ego is almost as big as he is.

2) Chuck Palahniuk's "Choke", from one of my favorite authors. Fight Club is one of my top 10 movies of all time so I can't wait to see this one.

3) Bill Maher "Religulous", from one of my current favorite atheist comedians / talk show hosts. This one looks like a winner. Religions are ridiculous. Religious people are ridiculous and should be made fun of. Often. And Openly.

4) I will wait to see the Coen Brothers' "Burn After Reading" when it comes out on DVD. Their last effort was too uptight, too straightforward and unfunny. Of course it also was a big mainstream hit and even won the Oscar for best picture last year. I am ready for some old skool irreverent dark humor a la "Fargo".

5) That stupid piece of crapola "An American Carol" looks and sounds lame. You couldn't pay me enough to see it. OK, may be if you pay me about a million dollars.

The Con in conservative

I wanted to name our new kittens Kinko and Kinka, but my wife wanted to go with the artists' names so we settled for Pablo and Georgia (for Picasso and O'Keefe). Then last week I heard a kid from my school told me that he had a couple of cats named Kiko and Kika. Hey, great minds think alike. Our school has a population of around 80% Hispanic kids, and I finally got to meet all the students, all 688 of them this week. There is one Asian girl in the whole school. That makes two of us at this elementary school.

McCain in the Membrane

Insane in the membrane is Senor Johnny Sydney McCain. El Loco!!!




Go Russia Go!!! K G B #1 ! Putin' On the Ritz...

My Prediction

OK, we're 55 days from this year's presidential election. Here is my early prediction for the outcome. Obama, the first ever black president will win by a landslide: 14.9 % margin of victory. He will be the first Democratic candidate to win my state of Georgia since Jimmy Carter. He will also carry virtually all of Southern states with the exception of Florida and Texas.

Another bold one, Sarah "Lipstick Pitbull" Palin will resign from the VP nomination on October 19. She is pregnant with her sixth and seventh children: both homosexuals.

The Escalation AKA Surge

Make good choices and vote, vote, vote.

VOTE EARLY AND VOTE OFTEN.

Thoughts on current events

* Some public schools in Barrow County, Georgia want to teach the Bible in the classrooms. I say Sure, why not? It's one of the greatest works of fiction. Wonderful literature. I would also recommend teaching books from the other religions as well as atheist and agnostic works. And Pornography as Film History.

Soldiers in the military AKA Professional killers: How do you serve our country? What did VietNam ever do to our national security back in the 60's? Why did we invade Iraq, a country that had nothing to do with 9/11, had no WMDs, and no connection with Al-Quaeda? Not to mention no OSAMA BIN LADEN. The only military people I have respect for are the National Guard, who are actually doing something useful for the United States.

Anti-Abortionists AKA Pro-fetus: These people are hypocrites. They say that they are for the life of the fetus once it's inside the mother's womb (belonging to the woman and cannot survive without her), but once the baby is born they disregard them. Case in point, Sarah Palin and her 3-month old newborn infant. Family values, my ass!!! Where are your priorities? Your child needs you now more than ever but you don't care about that, do you? You could have say Thanks, but no thanks to the nomination like you claimed you said to "The Bridge to Nowhere".

About that Sarah Palin VP choice. What a joke! Now we got GrandPa McCain and GrandMa Palin on the GOP ticket. What a laugh riot! The woman can't even control her own daughter, and now she wants to run the country and be second in line for the leader of the free world. May be she should focus on being a mom first. Talk about a novice: her current experience include 20 month on the job as Gov. of a state with 600,000 people and her last job was the mayor of a town with 6000 people. If this is the best the Republicans can do, then we are in for a landslide, folks.

* And one more thing, I ain't YOUR FRIEND. So stop calling everyone "my friend" you moronic ex-con incompetent pilot war mongerer senile mofo. No you don't work for me, you work for the government of the United States of America. If you work for me, I would ask you to go get me a glass of water. Show me the money Johnny.