Saturday, December 26, 2009

Running Mantra

JUST KEEP BREATHING.....
JUST KEEP GOING....
JUST ...KEEP... SWIMMING

3 miles today. Thirty minutes. Easy, Cheesy, Peesy.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Out to play

Gone outside to play with this toy:
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--------The green one on the right is the one I have: Garmin Forerunner 405 ^

Note to self:
The Chattahoochee Nature Trail parking lot is a cruising spot on Xmas Eve. Not going back there. The trail was nice though.
Gotta wear gloves when it's in the 40s with 20 mph wind gusts. And cover the ears.
Today was an Easy run of 2.5 miles in 24 minutes= 9:30 pace. EZ does it every time.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

How 'bout them 'Boys

Dallas Cowboys baby!!! 24-17. There goes the perfect season for the Saints.

It wasn't even that close. New Orleans Saints didn't really have a chance. They were down by 3 touchdowns at one point. They were dominated and outplayed the whole game. Tony Romo was phenomenal. Drew Brees was inconsistent and lost his cool a couple of times, which was uncharacteristic of him. The 'Boys defense definitely picked it up a notch during the last drive but truly they played great the entire game. Finally the offense looked like themselves with a balance mix of passing and rushes. They had a game plan and stuck to it brilliantly. My SD Chargers also won this week. That makes it 17-0 for December.

* Cigarettes smokes STINK! While I was out running 5 miles today at the Silver comet trail, there was a middle-age woman walking and I noticed as I was approaching her that she was holding a cigarette in her hand. She had it straight down by her side with the butt sticking out horizontally. C'mon woman, if you love smoking so much, inhale it all in, keep in all the good poison and crap into your lungs, don't waste it. The disgusting smell was lingering in the air as I was running past her, can't remember the last time I had to smell these Cancer on a Stick, must have been 3 years ago. I managed to finish the 5.1 miles in 45 minutes, for a pace of 8:56 according the Garmin GPS watch. Felt great today, I could have run another 5. 43 degrees is my new favorite running weather. Used to be 52 degrees. Should have worn gloves though.

* Checking out Rey Fresco (King Fresh in Spanish) new album titled: "The People". I downloaded my first whole music album onto my iPhone. 13 songs for 9.99. I love all these apps for the iPhone. iPhone Rocks!!!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

What Would Ted Kennedy Do

I miss Ted Kennedy and his wisdom, courage, passion, leadership right about now. These new Democrats are just as SPINELESS and useless as the last ones. The only two I could count on are Howard Dean and Dennis Kucinich.

* What's next? Sarah Palin wins the Nobel Prize for Literature?

* Tiger Woods is running for Governor of South Carolina. Dirtbag. Bozo of the decade.

* Traitor Trader Joe. Schmuck.


* Changing my name to CHRIS MasHanukkahKwanzaaSolstice HOLIDAY

* Snowstorms dumping about 20 inches of snow to the NorthEast. Yeah, bring it on!!! Where we're going, we don't need roads. We're heading to Burlington Vermont and then to Stowe Mountain for some snowboarding and skiing next weekend.

* There are no Walmart in the city limits of Burlington, Vermont and Santa Cruz, California. These are still 2 of my favorite cities in North America. The others are Portland, Oregon, Madison, Wisconsin, Asheville, North Carolina and Portland, Maine.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Thoughtful Thursday

* Some questions are really statements in disguise. Am I right?

* It's against my religion to work on the weekend, specifically Saturday. And what does Santa have to do with XMas anyway?

* Nobody but YOU care what kind of post-baccalaureate or graduate degree you have.

* 43 degree out today-Excellent running weather for a couple of miles. Yesterday was 66 degrees. Too warm.

* Lots of Foolishness going on in 5th grade these days. Gotta keep my cool.

* Venture Schmenture- Happy Hanukkah!

* War does not equal Peace. Please turn in your Nobel Peace Prize to someone who really deserves it. I'm sorry to say that we have been fooled again.

"Meet the new boss, same as the old boss" from the classic album Who's Next.

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Women

Why are they such a complicated creature?
I think what she meant was: "Lighten up and Don't Overreact".
One of the meanings of life is to find that balance between seriousness and humor in every situation. Some people just take themselves wayyyyyy too seriously and have a tendency to over-analyze. Keep it simple, keep it clear and keep it short. Stop when it's time to do so.

Bruce Lee quote of the day:
Don't get set into one form, adapt it and build your own, and let it grow, be like water.

Saturday, December 05, 2009

Tiger: You're a DOG, dog!

I've never been a fan of Tiger Woods. Never played golf, never will. Never liked watching golf on TV. Do not understand the appeal of this rich Yuppie white male "sport". Who cares?

I'm thinking about writing my memoir. Here are some tentative titles:
"Confessions of a BS artist: Less Talk, More Action"

or "An Asian-American Rebel"

or "Mellow Yellow Fellow, I ain't from 'round here"

Too much readin' and learnin' is giving me a headache.
I'm too old for this shinola.
More details coming soon.

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Holiday Party



* On a darker note:

War. Kills. People. Forever.
If you say you support the troops, then bring them home. Don't send them to their deaths or to cause the deaths of other humans. Stop this pissing contest you macho men and you enabling women.
C'mon, Nobel Peace Prize winner, you can do better than that.
Who are you kissing up to?

* Tiger and Jon Gosselin AKA Dogs: Dudes! You give us Asian men a bad name.
Self-control is one of the first things you learn in Kindergarten.
What were you thinking? Have some self-respect and respect for your spouses.
I've been with the same white woman for 17 years. She's still the only one.
One woman is more than enough for me to handle.