I propose we do these things instead of praying:
- Spend more time creating art, writing and making music.
- Get a pet and take care of it.
- Read.
- Go play outside.
- Start charging $99.99 for each bullet. Guns are still allowed everywhere but you got to wear a ten-gallon cowboy hat whenever you carry a weapon. If you don't you go straight to jail. It's the law!
- Stop glorifying and obsessing over these death machines AKA guns.


