ReInventing Mojo - Midbrow Humor. NSFW (Definitely Not Safe For Work)
Wednesday, February 17, 2016
Sunday, February 14, 2016
Ding Dong, Scalia is dead!
When Bette Davis was told that Joan Crawford had died, she replied,
"Well my mother always told me to speak good of the dead. Joan Crawford is dead. Good."
So to paraphrase Bette Davis:
My mother always told me to speak good of the dead.
Antonin Scalia is dead. Good! He lived a long, hate-filled life.
(I lifted the last line from a friend, Amy D. Hope she doesn't mind.)
"Well my mother always told me to speak good of the dead. Joan Crawford is dead. Good."
So to paraphrase Bette Davis:
My mother always told me to speak good of the dead.
Antonin Scalia is dead. Good! He lived a long, hate-filled life.
(I lifted the last line from a friend, Amy D. Hope she doesn't mind.)
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