This just in:
Obama defeated the Birthers and Teabaggers, again, with the release of his long-form birth certificate. Just get over it. You lost,Republicans. Learn to handle the truth like grown-ups do. Wait......
Trump: Been Wrong, Is Wrong, Always Wrong.
That should be his 2012 campaign slogan.
ReInventing Mojo - Midbrow Humor. NSFW (Definitely Not Safe For Work)
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Overachieving
Two words: Unrealistic Expectations.
Shame on you Georgia regarding the Anti-Immigration law. As it has always been, the problem is the big businesses and the people who hire the workers. They are the real criminals who are getting away with it. Just like the big 'ol giant corporations who paid no taxes and had record profits this year. GE anyone? Why do Republicans hate the middle-class, the poor, the elderly, the young and the foreigners so much? It's a serious and sincere question.
George Carlin said it best, and this had me chuckling all day yesterday.
It took a lot restraint for me to not post it on facebook on Good Friday.
"I wouldn't want to be a member of a group whose symbol is a guy nailed to the cross."
Anyway, Happy Easter tomorrow, if you celebrate that sort of thing. As for us heathens, we celebrate life every day. I especially celebrate Reality, Science, Arts, Kindness and Decency in People and Animals.
Shame on you Georgia regarding the Anti-Immigration law. As it has always been, the problem is the big businesses and the people who hire the workers. They are the real criminals who are getting away with it. Just like the big 'ol giant corporations who paid no taxes and had record profits this year. GE anyone? Why do Republicans hate the middle-class, the poor, the elderly, the young and the foreigners so much? It's a serious and sincere question.
George Carlin said it best, and this had me chuckling all day yesterday.
It took a lot restraint for me to not post it on facebook on Good Friday.
"I wouldn't want to be a member of a group whose symbol is a guy nailed to the cross."
Anyway, Happy Easter tomorrow, if you celebrate that sort of thing. As for us heathens, we celebrate life every day. I especially celebrate Reality, Science, Arts, Kindness and Decency in People and Animals.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Aging
I've been alive through 6 decades. Six! The 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's, 00's, and 10's. Somehow I don't feel that old. Age ain't nothing but a number anyway. Actually I'm in better shape now at 46 than when I was 26.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
One Nation, Underdog
Canada is looking better every day, doesn't it?
Doctors practice Medicine, Lawyers practice Law, Artisans practice their Craft, I practice Running. Every single day, the streak continues: today marks the 130th consecutive day of running at least 5K a day. I feel grateful and lucky that I've been able to accomplish it so far. My previous streak of running was 8 days in a row. I am not training for anything. My goal is to NOT ever run a half-marathon, full marathon, triathlon, ultra races, or Ironman so I can prove that I'm a badass. I run to find peace, to create a sense of euphoria, instead of racing against myself or others. As Gandhi once said: "There's more to life than increasing its speed."
Trump rhymes with Dump. What a Nincompoop!
"Trump" is how you spell moron.
Trump/Palin '12. Yeah, Let's go! LET'S ROLL.
Elevated, Imminent, or Just Kidding.
Doctors practice Medicine, Lawyers practice Law, Artisans practice their Craft, I practice Running. Every single day, the streak continues: today marks the 130th consecutive day of running at least 5K a day. I feel grateful and lucky that I've been able to accomplish it so far. My previous streak of running was 8 days in a row. I am not training for anything. My goal is to NOT ever run a half-marathon, full marathon, triathlon, ultra races, or Ironman so I can prove that I'm a badass. I run to find peace, to create a sense of euphoria, instead of racing against myself or others. As Gandhi once said: "There's more to life than increasing its speed."
Trump rhymes with Dump. What a Nincompoop!
"Trump" is how you spell moron.
Trump/Palin '12. Yeah, Let's go! LET'S ROLL.
Elevated, Imminent, or Just Kidding.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Cobb County
Current slogan: Expect The Best
New proposed slogan:
New proposed slogan:
- Expect The Stress
- Expect the BS
- Let's Be Realistic Here!
- Do More (With Less)
Monday, April 11, 2011
Budget Cuts
Tax the Rich more. I don't have a problem with that at all.
Say, Mister O, please return your Nobel Peace Prize immediately, as you're currently fighting 3 wars.
You are also the worst negotiator ever. Although it looks like you finally found your cojones when you gave the speech this week.
Someone needs to get a sense of humor.
Dear Mr. Neal Boortz, are you reading this blog? If so, please leave a comment. It seems like every Saturday's edition of the Atlanta-Journal Constitution he writes about the exact thing that I was writing in my blog the previous week. I don't know, it could just be coincidental.
Say, Mister O, please return your Nobel Peace Prize immediately, as you're currently fighting 3 wars.
You are also the worst negotiator ever. Although it looks like you finally found your cojones when you gave the speech this week.
Someone needs to get a sense of humor.
Dear Mr. Neal Boortz, are you reading this blog? If so, please leave a comment. It seems like every Saturday's edition of the Atlanta-Journal Constitution he writes about the exact thing that I was writing in my blog the previous week. I don't know, it could just be coincidental.
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Teachers, FaceBook and Such.
What I do on my own time outside of school is my business.
Period. End of sentence.
What's my size? Extra Medium.
Period. End of sentence.
What's my size? Extra Medium.
Thursday, April 07, 2011
Birthers & Teabaggers
Hey Donnie Trump, ya know who wasn't born in the U.S?
Mister Johnny McCain, that's who.
Donald, you're fired!
Mister Johnny McCain, that's who.
Donald, you're fired!
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