The Con in conservative

I wanted to name our new kittens Kinko and Kinka, but my wife wanted to go with the artists' names so we settled for Pablo and Georgia (for Picasso and O'Keefe). Then last week I heard a kid from my school told me that he had a couple of cats named Kiko and Kika. Hey, great minds think alike. Our school has a population of around 80% Hispanic kids, and I finally got to meet all the students, all 688 of them this week. There is one Asian girl in the whole school. That makes two of us at this elementary school.