People Are Strange

While eating lunch in the Cafeteria today I jotted down a list of Types of teachers that I see walking around the school:

1. The Show-off
2. The Sick Puppy
3. The Whiner
4. The Zombie
5. The Know-it-all
6. The Clueless
7. The I-Don't-Give-a-Flying-Fig Veteran
8. The Smiler
9. The Boss Wanna-Be 
10. The Neat Freak
11. The Fashionista
12. The Robot
13. The Whisperer
14. The Ol' Yeller/ Screamer
15. The Sheep
16. The Debbie Downer
17. The Brown Noser
18. The Geekster
19. The Hipster
20. The Stalker
21. The Multi-tasker
22. The Sharp-Dresser
23. The Slob
24. The Roller Coaster
25. The BadAss
26. The Zen Master  

Of course you can be more than one single type of teacher. I am a hybrid of types number 19 & 26.  Maybe #25 too, but definitely not 20.  No, not a stalker at all!  Although one of my hobbies is observing and listening to people around me. I pay attention and watch them to see what they might do next when they think no one is looking.