Friday, June 12, 2015

The King of Flop

The NBA Finals between Golden State Warriors and Cleveland Cavaliers is now tied at 2-2.
After last night's game I came up with some new nicknames for the best player on the planet:

  • LeBomb
  • LeClank
  • LeDive
  • LeDiva
  • LeDramaQueen
  • LeMeloDrama
  • LeBabyBronBron
  • LeWhine
  • LeBooBoo
  • LePout
  • LeWeenie

Fans of basketball have already known the other popular names for the self-proclaimed King such as: LeFlop, LeChoke, LeCramps, LeBallHog, LeWalk and of course LeQueen.

I read somewhere that he will share his super secret weapon with the world after this series is over. I'm predicting that he is coming out as a trans and changing his/her name to LaQuita. Or perhaps LaShonda.  Call Me LaShonda. On the next cover of Sports Illustrated.

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