Effing FaceBook

• The last thing we need-more paperwork.
• Note to the authority:  My actions outside of school are private.  End of story.  Didn't mama teach you to mind yo' own bizness?
• Some people need to practice what they preach.  Especially preachers.
• Research shows that most research are bogus.
• Post-It Notes= greatest invention ever, next to the mechanical pencil.
• "Those who can't teach, teach gym."  Woody Allen
• Gotta have a sense of humor if you teach elementary school, or you'll go crazy and drive every one else around you loco.
• I can see Republicans from my house. (Sorry, can't go a week without my Sarah-kiss-of-death-lady humor. She supported Karen Handel in my state of Georgia governor primary, guess who lost?)