Captain BS

• Don't blame me, I voted for Kucinich. 
• Drill, Baby, Drill.... Oh, shut up you MORONS!!!!!!
• Make up your mind, do you want the government to get involved, or do you still want less government?  Yeah, that's what I thought.  Y'all love Big Brother after all.   Bunch of socialists. 
• I got some ideas to plug that leak by the BP oil rig in the Gulf:  shoot some enormous amount of Kaopectate or Preparation-H into that hole. I'd call it Bottom Kill.  
• Great, another state I'm boycotting: Alaska.  Arizona, Texas, and Kentucky are the others.  I have lived in 8 different states including Puerto Rico, and so far I would like to live in these states:  Oregon, Colorado, Wisconsin, Minnesota or Vermont.  
• Portland, Oregon would be my first preference.  I've been there a couple of times, once I stayed for a week during a children's theatre tour and got to walk around and checked out the city on foot. I felt in love with that city the first time I saw it.  Oh, man, it's been 15 years! My wife and I are planning on going there for our next vacation.