Welcome to America the Stupid!

• Americans deserve everything they're getting.
• Who says money can't buy votes?  Except for Whitman in California.
• What is WRONG with you people in Wisconsin?  I was such a fan of the city of Madison, one of my favorite places in the world.
• The Power of Veto. More important now than ever.
• Still waiting for that earth-shattering, huge tsunami...
• Thank you California, Nevada, Colorado, Washington and Oregon.  I always knew the West was best.
• Washington DC is not listening to us. Vote for me and now I've become Washington. We need less government, but I can't wait to get elected so I can be working in government???  Oh, the irony!
• Eff it.  I'm moving to Australia. Or Canada. Maybe Holland, Finland? OK, Denmark, final answer.